Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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