when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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