you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
