I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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