I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The ass gains better be worth it
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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