How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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