i think my mom watched the whole time
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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