Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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