sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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