it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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