Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Come on in and take your pants off
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