You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i came on her dog
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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