I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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