I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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