Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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