buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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