Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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