It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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