i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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