I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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