I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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