I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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