Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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