Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
