By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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