sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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