Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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