i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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