never play flip cup with pint glasses
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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