Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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