covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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