Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
