big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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