I'm lost and stupid without you.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Come see our sink grown plant.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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