I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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