i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Where did you get a picture of my penis
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drunk walkin through police station. America
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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