Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Lo siento on account of my penis...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
