You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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