You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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