i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
do herpes really smell.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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