Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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