so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
