Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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