dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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