I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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