Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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