Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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