its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
