Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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