i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You dont lie about slip and slides
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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