I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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