Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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