Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
NoShamevember. You game?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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