I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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