were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
