so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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